The Famous Detective Chen Lee

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Malaysian detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.

A few days later, he received this report..

MOST HONORABLE SIR

YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.

It rhymes, doesn't it?